Travelogue

Got an A in Cultures of Travelling. The life is slowly but surely turning into an economic disaster, but my GPA in graduate studies is as high as can be. It reminds me of a match of tennis I played with a fat friend, where, as I had to play against something, I set the goal to beat him in every game.
Tonite I'm in my good ol' Dubrovnik. Facing actual tourists, instead of those in my books, which also contain a joke. So, tourists visit a remote village and inquire whether the old lady they're talking to likes her settlement. She says: "Well, it's certainly not Paris or Amsterdam. I must say I liked Berlin."